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Its difficult 2 understand GOD, He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives!
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New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love, & I don't want my son to do the same 4 your daughter, So lets make them brother & sister
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U r the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind. I wish I could start my day with U in my bed. I jus luv ur feel to my lips. U just make my day, I love U NESCAFE!
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To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them!!
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Santa (reading from book of facts) "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't u use a mouth wash?"
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Life Paradox what u want u don't get(luv), what u get, u don't njoy (marriage), what u njoy is not permanent(galfriend), what is permanent is boring (wife)
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Q: Why doesn't the India law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
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Q: Why dogs don't marry? A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog's life!
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When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake? Answer : On their Wedding !!
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A Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 years, but a Girl can makes him Stupid in 2 minutes.
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Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken. Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!
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Heartbeats are countless .... Spirits are ageless .... Dreams are endless..... Memories are timeless.... A friend like you ....... Shameless!!!
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2day, 2morrow & 4ever, there will be 1 heart that would always beat 4 u. U know whose?? YOUR OWN
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hey listen she asked me u r details...so i gave her u r cell number. so she will meet u soon.... her name is smile.... i think she came.
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There is always a "DRIVE SLOW" board near boy's schools, but n ot near girl's college.. Why? COZ vehicles automatically go slow....
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Dating process: 6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U. 6 months : Of course I love U. 6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?
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I want to share Everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first.
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GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
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Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again? Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time.
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Advice Always listen to ur hubby, He gives sound advice: 99% Sound & 1% Advice....
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Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.
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He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!
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A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Ruby First Class in Bed!
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Some Realties of Life. "U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband. And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id"
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Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don't know. Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs.
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Definition of a Nurse A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places n holds ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal
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Friendship is a network tht needs: no recharge! no roaming! no validity! no activation! no signal problems! juz dont switchoff ur Heart.!
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Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again
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If u r stressed, you'll get pimples.. if u cry,u'll get wrinkles.. So, y don't u smile & get dimples?
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Women are like blue jeans, They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced
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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it. There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it!
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Girl: I wanna a responsible man as a husband. Man replies: Dat's me, whenever anyone is pregnant in my neighborhood, they say I m responsible!
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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl
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What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
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A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!
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A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."
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Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents
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Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
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Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!
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Mere Naseeb ne
May 3rd, 2010 by Nabeel, Filed under - Mohabbat Poetry
“AASMAN” bhi ro para us waqat mery haal par !.
“GALLIB”jis waqat mery NASEEB mein Usey likh kar mita diya giya…
May 3rd, 2010 by Nabeel, Filed under - Mohabbat Poetry
“AASMAN” bhi ro para us waqat mery haal par !.
“GALLIB”jis waqat mery NASEEB mein Usey likh kar mita diya giya…
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urdu good morning sms
May 4th, 2010 by Nabeel, Filed under - Good morning Messages
Jis shehr ki masjid bhi trasti ho jabeen ko,
Phir samjho k us shehr ka har shakhs khuda Hai…
GØØD MORNING
May 4th, 2010 by Nabeel, Filed under - Good morning Messages
Jis shehr ki masjid bhi trasti ho jabeen ko,
Phir samjho k us shehr ka har shakhs khuda Hai…
GØØD MORNING
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Azan ke Importance
May 5th, 2010 by Nabeel, Filed under - Islamic Urdu Sms
Azaan Hoti Thi To Hazrat Ali Kanpney Lagte The
Or Rang Surkh Ho Jata Tha,Kisi Ne Puchha:Ye Kya Maajra Hai Jab Azaan Hoti Hai Aap Kanpney Lagte Hein!
Aap Ne Farmaya:Itni Barhi Hasti Ka Bulawa aaya Hai Pata Nahi Main Uska Farz Theek Tarah Se Adaa Kar Sakunga Ya Nahi!
Or aaj logon ko koi perwa hi nahi aazan Ki.ALLAH se daro or agr fre pkg hy to is msg ko itna phelao k log azan khamoshe se sunain or ALLAH hum sub ko namaz perhanay ki tofiq de(AAMEEN)
May 5th, 2010 by Nabeel, Filed under - Islamic Urdu Sms
Azaan Hoti Thi To Hazrat Ali Kanpney Lagte The
Or Rang Surkh Ho Jata Tha,Kisi Ne Puchha:Ye Kya Maajra Hai Jab Azaan Hoti Hai Aap Kanpney Lagte Hein!
Aap Ne Farmaya:Itni Barhi Hasti Ka Bulawa aaya Hai Pata Nahi Main Uska Farz Theek Tarah Se Adaa Kar Sakunga Ya Nahi!
Or aaj logon ko koi perwa hi nahi aazan Ki.ALLAH se daro or agr fre pkg hy to is msg ko itna phelao k log azan khamoshe se sunain or ALLAH hum sub ko namaz perhanay ki tofiq de(AAMEEN)
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