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Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age...

A small kid wrote to Santa Clause, "send me a brother". santa wrote back, "send me ur mother"

Sign post outside our collage- "Drive Carefully! Dont kill the Students, Wait for the Lecturers!".

Confidence and Confidential Son asks diff btw Confidence and Confidential Dad says, u are my son, I am Confident. Ur friend is also my son, thats Confidential.

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I have to leave, I can't find a brain

There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in her closet, tiger in her bed! And ofcourse a donkey to pay her bills!!

A woman is sitting at a bar. A man approaches her. Hi, honey, he says. Want a little company? Why? asks the woman. Do you have one to sell?

Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? A: Knock on the door.

Days are 2 Busy, Hours are 2Fast, Seconds are 2 Few But there's always Time for Me 2 disturb You

Why did God Create 'you' before Me....? Ans: B'cause he wanted to Create a 'Sample', Be 4 Creating A *Master-Piece*

Whn you r alone, Whn you r crying, whn you r upset, Don't think of me!! just call me Bcoz incoming is free for me... my friend!!

What is the difference between Mother & Wife? One woman brings you into this world crying... & the other ensures you Continue to do so!!

Sugar is sugar, Salt is salt, God made you dumbo, not my fault!

Think Well Work Well Eat Well Sleep Well Play Well and also put ur Mobile inside the same well Because you r not messageing me... well

Regular Naps Prevent Old Age... Especially If You Take Them While Driving!

Seeking luv iz a mission... finding luv iz a complexed ambition... so y not go wiv the asian tradition, and let the parentz make the decision

Q:- what do u get when u cross a librarian and a lawyer? A:- "All the information you want, except you can't understand it."

Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.

Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.

3 Guys were introduced to a girl. Hi, I’m Peter, not a saint. I’m Paul not a POPE. I’m John not a Baptist. The girl replied. Hi... I’m Mary, not a VIRGIN.

If u read dis, I'm SMART. If u save dis, you agree dat I'm SMART. If u fwd dis, u r spreading dat I'm SMARt & if u delete dis, u r jealous coz I'm SMART

The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!

True Love is like a pillow U could HUG it when u r in trouble U could CRY on it when u r in pain U could EMBRACE it when u r happy Want True Love? Spend Rs50 BUY A PILLOW

Never think of the past It brings tears... If you think of the future It brings fears... So, live life in the present And drink chilled beers!

What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous.... I Stare, I smile, And, when I get tired..... I put down the mirror !

What is the similarity between CIRCUS and a BEAUTIFUL GIRL'S HEART? Both have space for 1 more clown...

Court Order !! U R Accused of Crawling into my inbox & Hijacking My Smile with your cute massages. U R Sentenced 2b MY SWEET FRIEND 4 LIFE

A sardar falls in luv wit a nurse.. After much thinking, he finally writes a luv letter 2 her: "I LUV U SISTER"

Its difficult 2 understand GOD, He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives!

New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love, & I don't want my son to do the same 4 your daughter, So lets make them brother & sister

U r the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind. I wish I could start my day with U in my bed. I jus luv ur feel to my lips. U just make my day, I love U NESCAFE!

To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them!!

Santa (reading from book of facts) "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't u use a mouth wash?"

Life Paradox what u want u don't get(luv), what u get, u don't njoy (marriage), what u njoy is not permanent(galfriend), what is permanent is boring (wife)

Q: Why doesn't the India law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

Q: Why dogs don't marry? A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog's life!

When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake? Answer : On their Wedding !!

A Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 years, but a Girl can makes him Stupid in 2 minutes.

Why do men like smart women? Rare things are always sought after!!

Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken. Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!

Heartbeats are countless .... Spirits are ageless .... Dreams are endless..... Memories are timeless.... A friend like you ....... Shameless!!!

2day, 2morrow & 4ever, there will be 1 heart that would always beat 4 u. U know whose?? YOUR OWN

hey listen she asked me u r details...so i gave her u r cell number. so she will meet u soon.... her name is smile.... i think she came.

Q: What kind of food does a race horse eat? A: Fast food

There is always a "DRIVE SLOW" board near boy's schools, but n ot near girl's college.. Why? COZ vehicles automatically go slow....

Dating process: 6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U. 6 months : Of course I love U. 6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?

I want to share Everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first.

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again? Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time.

Advice Always listen to ur hubby, He gives sound advice: 99% Sound & 1% Advice....

Sardarji was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.

He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune? She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!

A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Ruby First Class in Bed!

Some Realties of Life. "U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband. And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id"

Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don't know. Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs.

Definition of a Nurse A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places n holds ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal

Friendship is a network tht needs: no recharge! no roaming! no validity! no activation! no signal problems! juz dont switchoff ur Heart.!

Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again

If u r stressed, you'll get pimples.. if u cry,u'll get wrinkles.. So, y don't u smile & get dimples?

Women are like blue jeans, They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced

There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it. There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it!

Girl: I wanna a responsible man as a husband. Man replies: Dat's me, whenever anyone is pregnant in my neighborhood, they say I m responsible!

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl

What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!

A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!

A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents

Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!

Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!

i can not live without you...........oxygen

i love you fysi

Mere Naseeb ne
May 3rd, 2010 by Nabeel, Filed under - Mohabbat Poetry

“AASMAN” bhi ro para us waqat mery haal par !.

“GALLIB”jis waqat mery NASEEB mein Usey likh kar mita diya giya…

urdu good morning sms
May 4th, 2010 by Nabeel, Filed under - Good morning Messages

Jis shehr ki masjid bhi trasti ho jabeen ko,

Phir samjho k us shehr ka har shakhs khuda Hai…

GØØD MORNING

Azan ke Importance
May 5th, 2010 by Nabeel, Filed under - Islamic Urdu Sms

Azaan Hoti Thi To Hazrat Ali Kanpney Lagte The

Or Rang Surkh Ho Jata Tha,Kisi Ne Puchha:Ye Kya Maajra Hai Jab Azaan Hoti Hai Aap Kanpney Lagte Hein!

Aap Ne Farmaya:Itni Barhi Hasti Ka Bulawa aaya Hai Pata Nahi Main Uska Farz Theek Tarah Se Adaa Kar Sakunga Ya Nahi!

Or aaj logon ko koi perwa hi nahi aazan Ki.ALLAH se daro or agr fre pkg hy to is msg ko itna phelao k log azan khamoshe se sunain or ALLAH hum sub ko namaz perhanay ki tofiq de(AAMEEN)